Vulva Girl Serenades Foreskin Man on San Francisco Election Day

Africa’s intactivist superhero promises to help Foreskin Man “forget about those scars” in her new song from MGMbill Records.

SAN DIEGO, California – The group behind efforts to ban forced circumcision of boys has recorded a new dance tune entitled “Foreskin Man” to promote their comic book series of the same name. The song is performed by Vulva Girl, Foreskin Man’s female counterpart, and was released today by MGMbill Records.

The lyrics were written by Matthew Hess, president of MGMbill.org. Hess is also the author of the Foreskin Man comic book stories, as well as the San Francisco MGM Bill that was struck from today’s ballot by a Superior Court judge over the summer.  

“The theme of this song is that the foreskin has value,” said Hess. “Imagine watching your favorite color movie in black and white. Would you still be able to follow what’s happening? Yes, you would. But you would also be missing something. That is one way to describe sex without a foreskin. All the color is gone.”

While Hess wrote the words to the song, he collaborated with members of the Intactivist Underground to compose the music and oversee the recording session. The result is a radio friendly track that Hess hopes will strike a chord with listeners.

 “Foreskin Man” is available to download for free at www.foreskinman.com, in both MP3 and WAV formats.

Foreskin Man Song Lyrics

Mmmm ooohhhh

While you’re out saving boys from the knife

I can’t help feeling lonely in my life

I know it’s a calling that must be answered

They’re not the only ones who need to be pampered

I get relief knowing you put cutters away

But a girl still needs time for foreplay

When the doc and mohel are behind bars

Let me help you forget about those scars

Foreskin Man, I need your lovin’ tonight

It’s the only thing that makes me feel right

Foreskin Man, I want that slip and slide

Won’t you please come glide inside?

Foreskin Man, I miss your gentle caress

My body cries for you, I do confess

Foreskin Man, visit my balcony

Being gone this long is a felony

I’ll cheer for you on tonight’s news

When they talk about your latest rescues

And while my heart aches for a rendezvous

I trust you’ll return when my time is due